MOA

Alice decided to play "mortgage" this morning. Tom had printed paperwork for me to sign before getting ready for work. This game involved paperwork and an interview:

Mortgage Officer Alice (MOA): (Brings me paperwork Tom printed out for me to sign) Go sit on the futon. Do you have your paper?
Me: Yes. (Starts to sign actual paperwork with a pen I picked up)
MOA: NO!!!!! I have a marker!!!
Me: Thanks. (Surreptitiously signs and hides real paper, hands MOA the instruction page).
MOA: (Taking notes on paper; Tom meantime has entered the bathroom; MOA stops writing and looks up) Is that your husband in the bathroom peeing with his penis?
Me: Yes.
MOA nods and fills out forms.
MOA: What is his name?
Me: Thomas Holmes McNeely
MOA: Yes, I've met him before. What are your kitties names?
Me: Jake McNeely McGrath and Gabe McNeely McGrath
MOA: Ok, good. I need you to feed them lots of food and give them lots of kisses.
Me: I can do that.
MOA: Ok, that will be $7